Strange things keep me up at night. No… I am not talking about the monster under the bed, the strange creaking from the other side of the house or my wife’s snoring. I am talking about those bothersome questions that itch at your mind like a pestering fly.
Last night’s fly was the word blog. I mean what exactly does the word mean? I have my name on a blog and I still don’t know the definition. After a restless night sleep I did the only reasonable thing I could think of… I swatted that pestering flea by looking up the definition this morning.
I didn’t see that one coming!
So a blog is like the Brangelina of the web. Or maybe the Bennifer of the internet.
I love words like this! I mean who has time to say all the words when you can just blend them together. Instead of telling someone how obnoxious their fake house plants are I can simply say, “Dude, ugly flants!” How easy was that?
So in honor of the word blog I have decided to smush words together to make one. Here is my list:
Spext:
Those people who speak like a text. OMG I am so LOL right now!
Drone:
People who drive and talk on their cell phone
Jandy:
That’s me and my wifeJ Hi Honey!
Shamditioner:
Shampoo and Conditioner in the same convenient bottle!
Bunk:
All that irritating gunk I find in my library books (See previous blog!)
Bair:
My hairstyle at the moment. Half bald-Half hair. All Bair!
Chofa:
Those huge oversized chairs that can seat an entire family.
Bairy:
Can you say back hair? That guy is soooo Bairy!
Clone:
For when the word Cell Phone takes too long to utter. Would you answer your clone!
Vegizza:
Vegetable Pizza just doesn’t flow off the tongue as well.
Swair:
My swivel chair at work! I swear by my swair.
Stressay:
The stress I am feeling right about now about writing this critical essay
I can’t wait to tell people to read my blog about smurds!
I will leave you to figure that one out.
